Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Secrets Revealed

A big huge beefy announcement from
the house of Xander is coming soon.


Get pumped.

xoxo
Xander

Tuesday, December 2, 2014

It's All About Attitude, Baby

The pose, the stare, the duck lips.  Don't underestimate the power of attitude!


Until next time, don't forget to spray tan.

xoxo
Xander

Monday, December 1, 2014

Travel Tip No. 1 ~ Packing Light

Howdy, travelers.  One of the best ways to eliminate half your luggage is to take The Topless Tour to a countless number of exotic locations.

Alaska
 
  
Ecuador

 
Vietnam

  
And, worry no more about those awkward moments when you have to ask a total stranger to take your travel photos.  The Nixie, a quadcopter wrist camera drone (in development) will fly to the rescue. . . . Perfect for those half-naked group selfies.
 

Happy trails.

xoxo
Xander

Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Blue is the New Black

Indigo.  Intense!



Sorry, Orange, you're so yesterday.

Explore your dark side.

xoxo
Xander

Friday, November 14, 2014

Bravo's BRF Drama

Mazel to Bravo for bravely addressing Kate's awkward Bitchy Resting Face issue.  We here at the house of Xander are obsessed with Kate, but have to ask, who wore it better?


Smiles.

xoxo
Xander

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Trending Now -- Home Boy

Who knew home boy (@ Seanopry55) was so cool?


Jocco is totally in love with Mya (#WCW).
 

Steal Sean's look from Massimo Dutti.  Socks from Arthur George available at Niemen Marcus.
 

The house of Xander is excited to announce that Friday night we'll dish on Tay and the latest hair gels on the first installment of our podcast.

Later.

xoxo
Xander