Secrets Revealed

A big huge beefy announcement from

the house of Xander is coming soon.

Get pumped.

xoxo

Xander

It's All About Attitude, Baby

The pose, the stare, the duck lips.  Don't underestimate the power of attitude!

Until next time, don't forget to spray tan.

xoxo

Xander

Travel Tip No. 1 ~ Packing Light

Howdy, travelers.  One of the best ways to eliminate half your luggage is to take The Topless Tour to a countless number of exotic locations.

Alaska
 

  

Ecuador

 

Vietnam

  

And, worry no more about those awkward moments when you have to ask a total stranger to take your travel photos.  The Nixie, a quadcopter wrist camera drone (in development) will fly to the rescue. . . . Perfect for those half-naked group selfies.

 

Happy trails.

xoxo

Xander